My top 5 funniest rap tracks...

What up homeboys and homegirls?!

I was chillin' in Amsterdam at a coffeeshop today, when a Luuuuuuda track came on - Hip Hop Quotables. It's one of my favourites and is up there as of the funniest tracks I've ever heard. Sure most punchlines are cleverly humourous anyway... but this track is straight comedic fire. Which got me thinking - what are my top 5 tracks with the funniest lyrics in them?

It's Monday, so at the very least I hope these tracks brighten the starts of your weeks! Lemme know if you agree or disagree and make sure to hit me up with your favourite funny tracks too - add us here: http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Liquid-Lyrics/257706653944?ref=search

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Ingers


5. Sporty Thievz - No Pigeons. Most of you will know the TLC song that dudes made fun of here - "No Scrubs". This track was the rebuttal for the fellas...and funny as hell!




4. Biggie - Just Playin'. "I'd prolly go to jail for fuckin Patti Labelle/ ooh Regina Belle, she'd probably do me swell/Jasmine Guy was fly/Mariah's kinda scary/wait a minute, what about my honey Mary/the jeans they fitting like a glove/I had a crush on you since real love!" 'Nuff said.




3. The Pharcyde - Ya Mama. Old skool, but still funny as ever, is this track by these hip hop pioneers!




2.Ludacris - Hip Hop Quotables. 2nd overall and this track comes with more punches than a Pacquiao fight. but with an opener like "Hi, my name's Ludacris and I'm high as giraffe pussy" it has to be the #1 song for funniest first line of a rap song! Surely?!
Ludacris - Hip Hop Quotables




1. Afroman - Crazy Rap. One of the funniest tracks I've heard and it even has the video to match, this is shit talking at it's best! Afroman also mentions Australia in it, so he gets mad love back from me.